May 2012
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We have plans.
Me: Wouldn't it be terrifying if an alien space craft just burst into the sky right there? -points to sky-
Dad: Oh man, I feel like shit so that would suck. But it WOULD happen when I can't run away.
Me: I would drive straight to Walmart and get guns! Lots of guns!
-a few minutes pass and I see a Walmart truck-
Me: OUR GUNS ARE ON THAT TRUCK!
-cop car pulls up beside us-
Dad: Shit, they know our plan!
May 3rd
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May 1st
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Shawnie Beth: Have you tried your new makeup yet?
Me: Yep. tried it before going to Charity's last night. I like it! It didn't make my face feel like an oil slick by the end of the day! :)
Shawnie Beth: Yay!! Told you it's awesome. And doesn't cost and arm and a leg.
Me: Yes! Definitely my new brand. ("They don't have my brand. I have special eyes." "Look, look with your special eyes." "MY BRAND!!!") My shade is #4 Soft Honey :)
Shawnie Beth: Hahaha that's Aerosmith. My shade is -4 This Bitch Needs To Tan. Hahaha
Shawnie Beth: *Awesome...wtf?
Me: That is COMPLETELY Aerosmith!
Shawnie Beth: Aerosmith, awesome. Same difference
Me: When I think of awesome things Aerosmith usually comes to mind first. They are as one.
Shawnie Beth: Tis true.
May 1st
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Buy Your Clothes At Eskimo Joe's.
I can not even express how happy I have been with life lately. I actually feel like I am making the changes I need to be making to finally grow as a person. I have a part time job, so I have a little bit of money coming in. Which to be honest is fantastic! I would love to work more hours but I am so thankful to even get the chance to work any hours. And I couldn’t ask for a better work...
May 1st
April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Okay foundation users, I have a dilemma.
I just recently became a user of foundation. I always thought that it made me look weird, but I decided to give it another go and actually like it… for the first 5 minutes it is on. See, my problem is that I have pretty massive pores. Like… think the surface of the moon. Gross, I know. I have done everything the last few years that my very tight budget allows to get these puppies to...
Apr 26th
miss-mutant: goodnightlockseneca: adamusprime: wait how the hell is april almost over already it just started like yesterday CASEY. YOU MUST SEE THIS. DYING!!! hahahahahahaha
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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^ Well don’t you know how to make a girl blush?! <3
Apr 25th
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Went to SBA, got all of that stuff finally figured out. Orientation is on the 4th and classes start on the 8th! Stoked! Then I took Dixie for a walk around the neighborhood, and now I am getting ready to go into work for a few hours. Can not wait to get home, wash the war paint off and curl up with a book. Been a good/busy day. 
Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
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Listenmusiccitylove: missbreeze: Not the song I...
Apr 20th
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