Tristan: yeah no doubt we did five grand tonight and i busted my ass head and just about everythin else to get through it all
Casey: Shit dude! You work too hard! =/
Tristan: yeah i know but i need to make a bus ticket happen somehow
Casey: Ah, yes. That is very important. I wish I had my license dammit! Id just come down and get you.
Tristan: i want to get up there already but i dont want to be away from my puppy that long
Casey: Awww yeah. Who is gonna look in on her?
Tristan: dont know thats one of the problems im trying to solve
Casey: You should just quickly get her registered as a service dog so she can come with on the bus! But that would probably cost money. There is no right solution!
Tristan: i can pretend im blind ill just get really high and start walking into shit they would have to let me bring her omg thats a fuckin brilliant idea!
Casey: Hahaha! If only people would just let that happen. I'm sure someone would call you out and you would have to beat their ass and then get thrown in jail and NEVER get here!
Tristan: true im to pretty for jail but i would make a skin head an excellent bitch
Casey: They would auction off your fine ass for their finest pack of cigs and maybe even a few rolls of quilted northern!
Tristan: OH COME THE FUCK ON!!!
Tristan: they could atleast get some weed and a nice shiv in addition to all that im not that cheap
Casey: Ah, very true. You are worth a lot more than just some cigs and ass wipe.