I did?!
- Mich: I was telling my guy earlier about how we became friends. I was like "yea I was a bitch in elementary, IN FACT I used to pick on one of my best friends back in the day. Then in 7th grade she asked me for a scrunchie and we've been friends over since. True story."
- Me: Bahaha! I think that is just the most epic "how we became friends" story ever. I mean... What if I had my own scrunchie that day? WHAT IF!?
- Mich: Then obviously robots would be controlling the world right now
- Me: Pretty much.
i am sew sek-c wen i sneeeez
So I just drove by Occupy Stillwater….
I laughed way too hard at this.
It’s not even that funny. I cried laughing though.
HAHAHA!! That last panel.
"You are worth a lot more than just some cigs and ass wipe"
- Tristan: yeah no doubt we did five grand tonight and i busted my ass head and just about everythin else to get through it all
- Casey: Shit dude! You work too hard! =/
- Tristan: yeah i know but i need to make a bus ticket happen somehow
- Casey: Ah, yes. That is very important. I wish I had my license dammit! Id just come down and get you.
- Tristan: i want to get up there already but i dont want to be away from my puppy that long
- Casey: Awww yeah. Who is gonna look in on her?
- Tristan: dont know thats one of the problems im trying to solve
- Casey: You should just quickly get her registered as a service dog so she can come with on the bus! But that would probably cost money. There is no right solution!
- Tristan: i can pretend im blind ill just get really high and start walking into shit they would have to let me bring her omg thats a fuckin brilliant idea!
- Tristan: narf
- Casey: Hahaha! If only people would just let that happen. I'm sure someone would call you out and you would have to beat their ass and then get thrown in jail and NEVER get here!
- Tristan: true im to pretty for jail but i would make a skin head an excellent bitch
- Casey: They would auction off your fine ass for their finest pack of cigs and maybe even a few rolls of quilted northern!
- Tristan: OH COME THE FUCK ON!!!
- Tristan: they could atleast get some weed and a nice shiv in addition to all that im not that cheap
- Casey: Ah, very true. You are worth a lot more than just some cigs and ass wipe.
This needed to be done
Is it strange that even when wearing a poncho and sombrero and being slapped by a fish I still find him incredibly sexy?
The awkward moment when you realize that Adele is younger than Taylor Swift.
I thought adele was like 30
I don’t understand. Is this like some sort of joke that I am not in on? Adele was born in 88… Taylor in 89…
